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Caption Contest 37

Caption Contest 37

Discussion (37)¬

  1. Kookoo says:

    I told farmer Jim….It’s Pastureizing….

    ….. Not Pasture-Icing.

  2. RB says:

    Disney’s all cow remake of Titanic was not a hit with kids.

  3. Adam Barber says:

    I sure wish there was an easier way to make ice cream.

  4. Dan Cullin says:

    “Never give up Rose”
    ” I promise Jack. “

  5. Nivek says:

    “I’m all for helping you find your inner being, but we are NOT penguins!”

  6. Paul Turgeon says:

    I’m going to kill Gary Larson for this.

  7. Mark Gibson says:

    “Let’s cross the lake to greener pastures”, you said. “It’ll be easy”, you said…

  8. Danny says:

    As polar bears died out due to global warming, scientist were surprised to find another species soon took their place.

  9. Dave says:

    Dang global warming! I blame Trump.

  10. JD says:


  11. Rosie Joyner says:

    Cow 1: “What’s your beef?”

    Cow 2: “I told you to let me steer.”

  12. Lloyd says:

    The cow flotilla got off to a shaky start.

  13. Kit Karidoo says:

    “I don’t think this is how to make ice cream”

  14. Mark Stokes says:

    Her milkshake brings all the boys to the ice flow.

  15. Mikonmark says:

    Ben and Jerry’s first meeting.

  16. Tony McGurk says:

    Wouldn’t it have been easier to just put the milk in the fridge

  17. JD says:

    “I spy with my cow eye a…”

  18. JD says:

    “I spy with my cow eye something black and white.”

  19. Elen G says:

    I’m laughing at the comic with no caption. 😀 There are some funny captions here.

  20. Athena Redmond says:

    “Then I told Bertie that even Daisy’s spots were promiscuous. I swear, that heifer will take any bull!”

    Even the Artic wasn’t far enough away to escape Bessie’s constant gossip.

  21. Athena Redmond says:

    Sorry, that’s “Arctic”….

  22. Kelly Crawford says:

    This isn’t what I meant by “Break Up”

  23. Danny says:

    Believe you me mAAhrge, hang wit me and dem ‘happy’ cows from califohrnia ain’t gonna have nuttin on us. Nuttin like a little chill to get ahr milk ready for the best dahrn cheese curd dis side of the great lakes, don’t ya know.

  24. Colleen says:

    Our broadway dreams of “Cows On Ice” are just breaking apart.

  25. Owen says:

    I told you we should cut back on the methane farts.

  26. kggh says:

    fancy meeting you here.

  27. DALEK says:

    “We better get a move on before the polar bears get us”

  28. Julian says:

    Dude, you said there’d be heifers.

  29. Owen says:

    I love milkshakes, but I sure do hate floats.

  30. Jack says:

    Just go with the floe, dear.

  31. Owen says:


  32. Papa T says:

    When life deals you ice, make ice cream.

  33. Fred says:

    Bad place to land after jumping over the moon.

  34. Jannie says:

    Ice Cows

  35. Frank M says:

    Jump, I’ll catch you!