The winner of Caption Contest 35 is Owen. Congratulations Owen, your mug is being processed……….. Now get your cup of coffee and try your hand at Caption Contest 36!
- Posted by Gruhn on August 28th, 2015
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The winner of Caption Contest 35 is Owen. Congratulations Owen, your mug is being processed……….. Now get your cup of coffee and try your hand at Caption Contest 36!
ZZTop is finally getting into the groove around here… good for them.
I prefer the acoustic version of “Stairway to Heaven” to the original myself.
Come on, grab the guitars and lets rock this place!
Prepping for the next arrival who prefers the contemporary service.
It’s about to rock!
At some point, the audience will begin chanting ‘Freebird’.
We’re still waiting on Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr.
“The bass player got into some trouble last night and won’t be back. If you catch my drift.”
They never showed — we think they got a gig in hell.
Guitarists never get to heaven.
Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley didn’t make it. Just their guitars did.
It’s a trap! Touch one of those and you go to you-know-where!
Ever since Quiet Riot came through these guys find it hilarious to play “Highway to Hell” to the less fortunate souls….
Our welcome wagon is one man short, I need you to go down and get me a replacement, maybe Steven Tyler?
What do you mean you can’t play the guitar and the bass at the same time?
We’ve been getting complaints about the current elevator music.
They called themselves ZZ Top on earth, now they are just called ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZs.
We’re tying to get a band going…but only guys with harps are showing up.
“We’re trying to mix up Purgatory’s Waiting Room Music”
“What is this thing? I used to work in Accounting.”
A couple of guitarists came through and left us with a bad case of harpes.