Congratulations to Joseph on the winning caption! Your Coffee mug is on the way! Joseph is the cartoonist responsible for Wacky Monkeys!
Thanks everyone for playing. There were a lot of good entries and the judges really had a tough time choosing.
- Posted by Gruhn on December 10th, 2014
“Dad? Where are your toys?”
Is it legal here for Barbies to marry robots?
Gunna poke their eyes out because I didn’t get a Red Ryder BB gun.
Dad, do Santa’s elves work at Amazon?
DAD, please, please help me rewrap these before Mom wakes up.
“Julie’s still asleep so I opened hers too.”
Santa was awesome. What did you and Mommy give me?
I caught these two red-handed. They opened everything. Should we use some torture on them?
These are the only two survivors from a drone strike.
I don’t think Santa knows me at all.
I’m done wrapping the presents, Dad.
“These gifts are kinda half-assed.”
…(Not to be confused with “half-fast”)
How long ’til next Christmas, Daddy?
I had to open the presents early! They were trapped inside!
The dog did it
“Tell sister mistakes were made. I’m off to play with me robo and Barbie.
I suspected these presents to be disappointing. Seems I was right.
If you want to watch the pay-per-view fight between Barbie and Optimus Prime, you better tell me now because tomorrow is Boxing day.
Okay we’re off to cook.
It was the Elf on the Shelf! I saw him do it!
“Why be careful? Santa makes this stuff for free.”
I don’t understand, what did you mean when you said “Sexual Identification”?
Is that all?
Yeah but, what have you done for me lately?
Nope, Santa didn’t leave you any donuts!
Is the North Pole in China? All the toys are made in China.
Daddy, if you had eyes, you’d be really mad now.