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Caption Contest 31

Caption Contest 31

And the winner is David!

Discussion (43)¬

  1. Michael says:

    I don’t know doc…It’s like people don’t take me seriously.

  2. David Hurley says:

    I feel like a clown on most days.

  3. Jackie L Grayson says:

    “Shock Therapy for a fear of clowns? How would that work exactly?”

  4. Debbie Miller says:

    Honestly Doc, I don’t think anyone sees the real me.

  5. Keith says:

    “Doc, have I ever told you I’m terrified of clowns?”

  6. Elen says:

    Most days, Doc, I look in the mirror and I don’t even recognize myself. Ya know?

  7. phil davis says:

    I have been thinking of a career change… my job is just so boring .

  8. Joseph says:

    Hee! Hee! I vote for Michael!

  9. Bearman says:

    Jackie L said what I would

  10. Bill Murphy says:

    I love you John, but this was the last time we go to a Drag Show!

  11. Judy D. says:

    I don’t know, Doc, do you think it’s too late for a career change?

  12. Jeff says:

    And then they all piled out of this little car spraying people with seltzer and I ran screaming out of the tent.

  13. David says:

    I have this morbid fear of Psychiatrists.

  14. Cheryl says:

    I’m finally through with my toxic relationships. If people can’t be open and honest about who they really are then they need to go. Preferably for a long walk off a short bridge. TOWANDA!!!

  15. Binky says:

    I always thought clowns were a figment of my imagination.

  16. Tony McGurk says:

    I know we had that argument on my last visit Doc but I’m so pleased that you’re willing to make-up

  17. Tyler says:

    I just don’t get it. Why don’t the other kids laugh at me?

  18. Kevin Sparks says:

    OMG!! I thought I was at the dentist’s! Or maybe my dentist is in disguise!! Weirdo!!

  19. Colleen says:

    “Doctor, how will you prescribe laughter as my medicine?”

  20. M Grace says:

    Doc, Why do I go beserk when people clown around with me?

  21. M Grace says:

    Who is the real me, anyway?

  22. Judy D. says:

    This diet has made me so hungry I’m hallucinating… why am I craving a Big Mac?

  23. Judy D. says:

    Sooo..Doc, just checking out your qualifications, exactly where did you go to clown school?

  24. Joe L says:

    …and those that I rely on seem to change, suddenly, I don’t know if I can take any more…

  25. Madelyn says:

    To tell you the truth Doc, these days I just don’t feel like I am fitting in…

  26. Trish says:

    So Doc, am I just supposed to lie here until you finish clowning around or how does this work?

  27. Diane says:

    You’re easier to talk to than that other guy.

  28. Mitch says:

    They told me you were a real Bozo, but I didn’t believe them…

  29. Jerry Gruhn says:

    Doc, I feel people are not honest with me. They seem to be masquerading.

  30. Tim Collins says:

    Funny you should ask!

  31. Tim Collins says:

    How do you find a parking spot around here?

  32. Tim Collins says:

    That’s funny Doc, my nick-name is “Krusty” too!

  33. Tim Collins says:

    “What do you mean I’m funny? “Funny how”?

  34. James Landsberger says:

    I think you misunderstood me Doc, I said, ‘Lately I’ve been feeling like I’m a little DOWN.’

  35. Mister Bubble says:

    I always felt like my last psychiatrist was only humoring me.

  36. Mister Bubble says:

    Do I have any phobias? No… well, just one… did you ever treat anyone with coulrophobia?

  37. Dan C. says:

    I don’t know, I’m just not feeling funny lately…

  38. Christie says:

    “So let me see if I have this right doc, if I just do the ‘hokey pokey’ and turn myself around, that’s really all that this life is about?”

  39. Jami says:

    Doc, why are you always clowning around?

  40. John says:

    So Doc, when you tell me to face my fear of clowns what do you mean?

  41. Lilly says:

    I’m here to get rid of my fear of IT and when I saw your ad I knew you were the right guy!

  42. Marc says:

    “Put on a happy face? Maybe that’s easy for YOU…”

  43. Michael Sorbin says:

    My mom used to dress up my brother Richard as a clown every Halloween…