Our Panel of Judges say this was the hardest contest to judge yet. “It took us three weeks and stacks of pancakes” but they have chosen Jordan as the winner. Jordan, let us know how to reach you if you would like your prize! (We don’t blame you for hiding)
- Posted by Gruhn on March 14th, 2010
Listen Rose, you are going to get out of here. Promise me that you will never give up, never!…you are going to grow old and have babies…
Who would have thought that the snow gods were cannibalistic?
Man, those kids are lazy…
Yeah, Baby, we could have gone to the beach this year, but NO, you just had to visit your mother!
I knew i should’ve taken swimming lessons…
Stop asking for the hat…we’ve got bigger problems!
Where is your global warming now, huh? Where is it!
SNOWNAMMI!!!!
You know, we could use some of that global warming now.
Global warming is a myth, and that’s the cold inconvenient truth.
We’re going down! We’re going down! Buried alive by a bunch of flakes!
For the last time, Mabel, the additional snowfall does NOT make you look FAT!
And the philosophical distinction between self and the universe blurs a little further.
“At last! Some privacy!”
You had to shake the dome again?!
I bet this never happens to Frosty.
Stop tickling me! This is NOT funny!
I just don’t know who I am anymore…
How ironic we are drowning in what we are made of
or
Stupid snow… wait a minute
Guess that Quicksnow sign was not a type-o.
It’s raining snowmen! Hallelujah!
No Mary! I don’t want to make babies with you!!
Ahh! I get claustrophobic in crowds!
dear God, if I come out of this, I promise, I will be a new man.
Alright, time to blend in. Act natural.
“SNOW way we’re getting out of this. Get it? SNOW way? Fine, ignore me, at least I have a hat.”
I’m so glad we joined the Polar Bear Club! It’s the perfect day for a dip!
I knew it wasn’t going to be a good day when I got up.
Flaky! I told you to stay indoors. Now we’re both gonna die!
“I told you New York was the Dandruff Capital of America.”
For the last time no, we can’t get away to someplace warm.
Yes Phil, Yes! There IS enough for me!
“We can’t go anywhere without your mother bothering us!”
Life would be so much better if they’d only put legs on us.
have you been gaining weight janie?
janie of all the snowflakes in the world your parents had to land right next to us!
Help, we’re drowning.
Gesundheit!