Look, I don’t care how ridiculous it seems. In Qatar everyone wears something on their heads and as long as the ambassador is here, we’re going to make him feel comfortable.
Hey guys, I feel like there’s something wrong with this. This is so not my color. I prefer cerulean, the yellow and orange combination make me look fat. Ugh! And don’t get me started with sky blue.
“This gives the phrase, “Air-Head” a totally new meaning….”
“Larry, couldn’t you come up with something more creative than a double twist” ?
Look, I don’t care how ridiculous it seems. In Qatar everyone wears something on their heads and as long as the ambassador is here, we’re going to make him feel comfortable.
Hey, it’s HR’s job to make the new guy feel comfortable. If you have a better suggestion, let me know.
“Hey, did you notice how “Chuck” from accounting is wearing his balloon hat for balloon hat day? Um Scary?”
Oh my God, this means I’m gay.
A DNA hat? That doesn’t say fun like a heart or flower.
Why can’t we wear ordinary name tags like everyone else?
Gary: Hey guys, isn’t this great?
Jamie: Uh…yeah…
Mark: I thought Michelle wore the flower.
We hope you’ll enjoy working here at Twitter..
..you’re next in line to meet with the President after Bin Laden, Barney..
..I doubt if you’ve ever SEEN a WaterBuffalo let alone heard one fart in a mudpool..
… YA I FEEL PRETTY TO KIM, BUT HEY, DOSE MUHAMMADS HAT MAKE ANYONE ELSE UNCOMFORTABLE … WHAT FLOOR R WE ON ANYWAYS … FORGET THIS IM OUT OF HERE ..
Good news is we we’re able to make the balloon payment.
Hey guys, I feel like there’s something wrong with this. This is so not my color. I prefer cerulean, the yellow and orange combination make me look fat. Ugh! And don’t get me started with sky blue.
Boss says that “Casual Hat Fridays” is getting a little out of hand.
Why yes, I did get graduate from Berkeley, why do you ask?
And this is why I am in charge around here.
..For a company that makes pins and needles, we really should be more careful.
I’m sorry, but how could I have known he was behind me when I said the new dress code must’ve been written by a clown?
I understand Cardiology and Genetics… But how in the he** does a flower represent Oncology??
That’s the most obscene and shameless headpiece I have ever seen! You should feel ashamed of falling in love with this guy, Mrs. Josephine!
no, i don’t think so. ..If anything I think it makes you look thinner.
Lately, I just can’t stand to be around Jeff! He’s so full of hot air.
This surplus of rubbers has gone straight to my head.