Why do you automatically take that position?
I am a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did your Mother say you would shoot someone’s eye out!
Did it bother you when the other kids called you a son-of-a-gun?
I see here your a Vietnam Veteran, thank you for your service?
So, how’s that Second Amendment, lock and load, hair-trigger, cold-dead fingers thing coming along?
Ah, ha, ha! You should post this one in the NRA Subreddit!
So did you really intend to kill those people or was someone else standing behind you pulling the trigger?
That’s a loaded question.
When there are hard times, Jeff, ya just gotta bite the bullet or your nerves will be shot.
Like I want to shoot someone.
Dr. Advice: If you can’t shoot someone nice then don’t shoot someone at all… or on second thought just don’t shoot someone at all.
Be careful doc, you never know what might trigger a reaction.
Looks like all the good puns are taken. In the Navy we were taught never point a gun at someone unless you’re prepared to shoot. It’s pointing at the Doc’s leg. Careful what you say Doc
And in recruit training we got in trouble for calling it a gun. It’s a rifle
And if you called it a gun you’d have to hold your rifle in one hand & your penis in the other & shout out “This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is my weapon, this is my fun”
Just a bit of military trivia…
“I shoot my mouth off!”
LOL @ Tony McGurk!
EMAIL — Required / not published
Notify me of follow-up comments by email.
Notify me of new posts by email.
Copyright 2009 to Infinity - Webdonuts by Gruhn
CC - Creative Commons
Subscribe RSS: Entries | Comments