I think you might be able to be acquitted on the shrinking charges but I believe you will have a tough time getting passed the food product part. 😉
Not guilty! 😀
It seems someone has to die before the lawmakers react. They will be remembered as sweet heroes.
It may depend on what food products.
The Oompa Loompa Defense.
Give the Judge some Fizzy Lifting Drink & the courtroom’s ceiling fan will take care of the rest.
… from the law firm of Laffy Taffy.
Guilty Guilty! Oompa-dee-doo!
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