Congratulations to Jeff Kinsey for the winning caption. Your mug is waiting for you!
I’ve never played spaded. I thought you said spades.
Alright, your on. The winner gets a free get out of the ASPCA jail pass.
I’ll see your varmints and raise you a cat-in-the-hat!
I am not hiding a cat under my hat! I call your dog with my cat and raise you my turtle and I bet you and your cat don’t have the hairballs to go all in with your mouse!
Just then Carl realized he was one hamster short. He’d have to make a run for it.
Pony up to stay in.
“Five card critter with cat tails wild. Who’s in?”
I actually felt like Turducken but I guess this will do.
It was a regular game of cards until things all of a sudden got hairy.
It all came down to this. If Jed told him to go fish, he didn’t have any.
5 Aces. Hand me your turtle.
I’ve had a full house but I guess you will now.
Even though it started out domestic, Bill feared the game would turn wild.
Doc Holiday couldn’t make it to the game so Doc Dolittle came instead.
“Don’t worry, Shelldon, I know what I’m doin’.”
yur turtles aint no good here.
The losers head would go on the wall of the man who had left his stool at the bar: TED NUGENT
I’d rather play Zoo. Too few animals playing House.
The Man with the carrot under his hat knew Mister Rabbit and Uncle Horsey were to be arriving at the “Sooner or Later” Saloon very, very soon.
The way I heard – it was a game like this, Noah wagered both unicorns and lost.
“Sorry stranger, it’s table steaks only”!
“Got any gerbils”? “NO”! “Go Fish”!
“We don’t cotton to no tin-horn, sidewinder, PETA hate ‘in cardsharps, in these parts, partner”!
“I just bet the farm and lost”!
“One-eyed cats are wild, right”?
“No, I wasn’t calling “YOU” a skunk, I raising you one”!
“No, I said, “I see your skunk”, and I raise you, one”!
“The tinhorn called Gruhn’s bluff with a “pair of two-eyed cat’s”!
you no good owlhoot – that’s a cat up your sleeve!
John knew the game wouldn’t get serious until the ante was raised to livestock.
EMAIL — Required / not published
Notify me of follow-up comments by email.
Notify me of new posts by email.
Copyright 2009 to Infinity - Webdonuts by Gruhn
CC - Creative Commons
Subscribe RSS: Entries | Comments