And the winner is David!
I don’t know doc…It’s like people don’t take me seriously.
I feel like a clown on most days.
“Shock Therapy for a fear of clowns? How would that work exactly?”
Honestly Doc, I don’t think anyone sees the real me.
“Doc, have I ever told you I’m terrified of clowns?”
Most days, Doc, I look in the mirror and I don’t even recognize myself. Ya know?
I have been thinking of a career change… my job is just so boring .
Hee! Hee! I vote for Michael!
Jackie L said what I would
I love you John, but this was the last time we go to a Drag Show!
I don’t know, Doc, do you think it’s too late for a career change?
And then they all piled out of this little car spraying people with seltzer and I ran screaming out of the tent.
I have this morbid fear of Psychiatrists.
I’m finally through with my toxic relationships. If people can’t be open and honest about who they really are then they need to go. Preferably for a long walk off a short bridge. TOWANDA!!!
I always thought clowns were a figment of my imagination.
I know we had that argument on my last visit Doc but I’m so pleased that you’re willing to make-up
I just don’t get it. Why don’t the other kids laugh at me?
OMG!! I thought I was at the dentist’s! Or maybe my dentist is in disguise!! Weirdo!!
“Doctor, how will you prescribe laughter as my medicine?”
Doc, Why do I go beserk when people clown around with me?
Who is the real me, anyway?
This diet has made me so hungry I’m hallucinating… why am I craving a Big Mac?
Sooo..Doc, just checking out your qualifications, exactly where did you go to clown school?
…and those that I rely on seem to change, suddenly, I don’t know if I can take any more…
To tell you the truth Doc, these days I just don’t feel like I am fitting in…
So Doc, am I just supposed to lie here until you finish clowning around or how does this work?
You’re easier to talk to than that other guy.
They told me you were a real Bozo, but I didn’t believe them…
Doc, I feel people are not honest with me. They seem to be masquerading.
Funny you should ask!
How do you find a parking spot around here?
That’s funny Doc, my nick-name is “Krusty” too!
“What do you mean I’m funny? “Funny how”?
I think you misunderstood me Doc, I said, ‘Lately I’ve been feeling like I’m a little DOWN.’
I always felt like my last psychiatrist was only humoring me.
Do I have any phobias? No… well, just one… did you ever treat anyone with coulrophobia?
I don’t know, I’m just not feeling funny lately…
“So let me see if I have this right doc, if I just do the ‘hokey pokey’ and turn myself around, that’s really all that this life is about?”
Doc, why are you always clowning around?
So Doc, when you tell me to face my fear of clowns what do you mean?
I’m here to get rid of my fear of IT and when I saw your ad I knew you were the right guy!
“Put on a happy face? Maybe that’s easy for YOU…”
My mom used to dress up my brother Richard as a clown every Halloween…
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