Only humans are allowed to object!
They must think we’re nuts.
No comments from the peanut gallery.
Please join us at the reception where I understand we will have an “Alvin and the Chipmunks” cover band.
Does anyone object to this marriage?
What do you mean by “interspecies bigamist”?
Just because she has a tail, doesn’t mean you can marry her!
And so the most bizarre brain switching plot ever was about to begin….
“They think you’re nuts!”
They might still be a little upset over last week’s rice throwing incident…
Nuts! You squirrel away nuts! Not the ring! :O)
Regardless of what you’ve may have heard…”We’re here today to tie the ‘KNOT!’”
or “Regardless of what you’ve may have heard…”We’re not here today to tie the ‘NUT!’”
“I told you all of my relatives are squirrelly”
Don’t marry him, he doesn’t have a tail
Jack Burns’ 1st comment is my favourite so far.
I agree. Jack Burns’ #1 :O)
Don’t do it – he’s nuts!
The couple then realized that their forest wedding cannot exclude the new guests.
Friends, family & uninvited guests, we are gathered here today…
“Will there be acorns at the reception?”
Oh nuts! Who has the ring?
So when you said your best man has squirreled away the ring you weren’t kidding?
Luckily he still had his friends, for this was the moment Sammy Squirrel’s heart broke.
Simon! Theodore! Alvin!.., ALVIN!..,”AL-VIN”!
Marriage is not meant for only humans.
We are gathered here today-squirrel!
Speak now or forever hold your nuts!!
dont look at the squirals because they will make you go nuts
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