Congratulations to Jim Cavanaugh, the prolific caption contest writer and winner of a signed cartoon with his caption!
Is this some kind of joke? It’s prehistoric!
Caption Challenge 12: “I’m tellin’ ya. You gotta check out this new iStone!”
Since when did you start serving dinosaurs at this joint?
“I’d like another whiskey, on the rocks.”
” I know times are rocky here, but where is my umbrella and the bowl of nuts?”
Boar: “Did you hear the one about the toucan and the t-rex?”
I ALREADY have hair on my chest!
I’m sick of water every day. I wish someone would invent beer.
Try GEICO. I found it to be quite simple.
“Give me another the women aren’t pretty yet.”
Can you put out some pretzels or something? I don’t like the way he’s looking at me.
The early evolution of the bar joke:
“Two ugs go bar…”
“What do you mean you don`t serve animals,these are my wifes Parents.”
Is it any wonder I refused to check my spear at the door?
I’m not evolved enough to believe in integrated bars.
You’ll never be anything more than a bartender. What’s this “wheel” thing you’re working on?
Closing time!? This is the land BEFORE time!
“You call this a Double Shot!?”
“I’ll have what he’s having!”
“You’re gonna take his word for it?? Like I said, “birds of a feather…..” And he just sits there like he’s innocent!”
“Yesterday I invented Fire! Now you tell me I can’t smoke in the bar!!??”
Barman-”We don`t get many prehistoric animals in here.”Caveman-”No wonder at at the prices you charge.”
“Well, back to work, these pterodactyls don’t fly themselves you know.”
“Why does everyone look so surprised? Oops, sorry, my pelts unzipped.”
“I don’t care WHAT they’ll say in a million years, any Homo Erectus could kick any lizard’s ass, ANY day.
I’ll give you a tip if you can get me under the feathers of the cutie at the end of the bar.
As soon as we invent money, I’ll pay my tab!
Just put it on the pterodactyl’s bill
Caveman-”I`ve just invented the Wheel,Wheel drink all your Beer today and Wheel pay you back sometime in the future.”
So…this rabbi, methodist pastor and priest walk into a bar…
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