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We might need to ask for directions Santa, I think we’ve made a full circle here.
Listen fat man, I’ve been pullin’ this slay for years, when I say SIT DOWN I mean SIT DOWN!!
I’d walk a mile for a camel.
You’re finished, Rudolph. I asked Mrs. Clause for
a GPS this year.
“I’d like to point out that flying is still safer than driving.”
Sandy Clause. Very funny, Rudolph.
I don’t have time for any reindeer games, Rudolph.
This GLOBAL WARMING has to be reversed.
“I know what you’re thinking, Rudolph. Stick to eating lichens, there are plenty left in your stable back home.”
“Santa, how many times have you tripped in the last five minutes? 10. And you’re just following my lead. Ugh. When we get back home, I suggest you take your cardios seriously.”
“Santa, denying the scorpion a gift is a bad idea. Now what? Are you expecting me to carry you?”
Rudolph: “Not on my back you won’t”
Rudolph: I told you we were lost! I told you to stop and ask for directions. But you wouldn’t listen to me, would you?
Rudolph is shocked when he finds out what it really means when Santa is saying HO! HO! HO!
“Lets hope next year you get a Sat/Nav for Christmas.”
“I think you need a change of Claus.”
Rudolph saying-“It`s not my fault we`re lost,the Cartoonist hasn`t given me any Eyes.”
Santa is doomed to spend eternity in Hell for distracting people from the REAL, “Reason for the Season”.
“OK Santa, You’ve only got 1 mile left. Avoid the scorpions, and you will be the winner of…..”
due to the economy, Santa appears on a Reality Show
remember the lump of coal you gave me last year Fat Boy!?!
Oh come on Santa you wont melt, you are not Frosty the snowman!
But Mrs. Clause already has a Christmas cactus.
The North Pole, 2059 A.D.
“You should have thought about that before you cheated on Mrs. Claus!”
Might as well give up, Santa, we’ll never find your contact lens here.
“Santa, give it up! There’s no house here! Cross that kid on over from the ‘nice’ list to ‘naughty’!”
Here we are at the nuke test site. Now let’s see what parts of you glow red after exposure.
You refused to join the Biggest Loser last year, so consider us your personal trainers.
Red nose or not, Rudolph was unable to navigate
during the sandstorm.
Santa, I told you to get one of those Life Alert things! Now how are you gonna get up??
rudolph (speech bubble): you let them keep me out of the games for too long, old man. you think that’s easy to forget??
caption (underneath): after all these years rudolph finally figured out the perfect way to get revenge on a fat man who lives at the north pole
Make it quick. I told you to go before we left the North Pole.
Shortly after Rudolph and the other reindeer unionized…
[bubble]: Okay, Chris, we’re ready to get back to it.
But it’s dry heat
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